I Want to be Short!

By April 1, 2014

I want to be short,

So I can fit inside a fort.

I‘ll  buy shoes in my size

Just like my friend buys.

keep calm and buy shoes

When I fall down,

I’ll be much closer to the ground.

Someone can call me “cute”

That would be a hoot!

you're cute

I may become afraid of heights

And I’d wear baggy tights.

My pants would be too long

They would fit me all wrong.

pants too long

To reach the top shelf, I’d get me a stool

Climbing up a ladder would be so cool!

As you can see, it’s best to be small

So I can do all the things, I can’t when I’m tall!

 

big shoes april fools

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krista owner tall clothing mall

Filed Under: Tall People
About Krista Mayne

Standing in at 6'2" tall, Krista Mayne is the the owner of Tall Clothing Mall, Wasatch Travel and Palm Tree Trips. Life is crazy as a serial blogger. Tall Clothing Mall started in 2006 after she became frustrated with finding tall clothes. She loves to travel and spend times with her husband and 5 children.