I Want to be Short!

I want to be short,

So I can fit inside a fort.

I‘ll  buy shoes in my size

Just like my friend buys.

keep calm and buy shoes

When I fall down,

I’ll be much closer to the ground.

Someone can call me “cute”

That would be a hoot!

you're cute

I may become afraid of heights

And I’d wear baggy tights.

My pants would be too long

They would fit me all wrong.

pants too long

To reach the top shelf, I’d get me a stool

Climbing up a ladder would be so cool!

As you can see, it’s best to be small

So I can do all the things, I can’t when I’m tall!


big shoes april fools

Image Credit

krista owner tall clothing mall