7 Things You Should Never Ask Tall People

I’m really getting quite disgusted with all of the bad manners I am seeing everywhere! It’s really not okay to ask someone any weird thing that just pops into your mind. Really!  Let’s use some judgement people! Today’s P.S.A. is for all of the height challenged people out there. We know that most of you are just curious, but some of  you are just plain rude! Never ask these questions to tall people!

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  1. Do you play basketball?  No, do you play mini-golf?
  2. How’s the weather up there? It’s raining (as I spit down on you)
  3. Why are you so tall?  – Uh, God made me this way!
  4. Have you always been tall? – I’m pretty much sure most tall people started out as normal sized embryos.
  5. How tall are you?  This is just bad manners.  We don’t ask you “how short are you?”
  6. Are your parents tall? No they are midgets, I was adopted.
  7. How big are your feet?   How big is your butt? Never discuss bodily sizes with anyone.

That is all! And if all else fails, remember this:

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Humorous Song for the Tall Single Women

Happy Tall Tuesday! Enjoy! This humorous tall song is written and performed by Sophie Steel.

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How to Measure Your Inseam

As we all know, tall pants and jeans vary in inseam lengths from 33″-42″ long. So if you are not paying attention and just order tall, you will most likely order the wrong length of pants. I found this helpful video on how to measure your inseam.

 

At Tall Clothing Mall, all of the pants and jeans we have are listed by inseam length. We’ve done the work for you, to save you lots of time.

Here’s the direct links to our tall pants and jeans: