I Want to be Short!

I want to be short,

So I can fit inside a fort.

I‘ll  buy shoes in my size

Just like my friend buys.

keep calm and buy shoes

When I fall down,

I’ll be much closer to the ground.

Someone can call me “cute”

That would be a hoot!

you're cute

I may become afraid of heights

And I’d wear baggy tights.

My pants would be too long

They would fit me all wrong.

pants too long

To reach the top shelf, I’d get me a stool

Climbing up a ladder would be so cool!

As you can see, it’s best to be small

So I can do all the things, I can’t when I’m tall!

 

big shoes april fools

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krista owner tall clothing mall

You Can’t Get a Show Pony….

Do you really want to be a show pony?  Clydesdales have so much more power and they are beautiful, fierce and majestic! Be your own kind of beautiful! 🙂

you can't get a show pony

Tall Clothing Mall 7th Anniversary: $350 Paypal Cash Giveaway

Tall Clothing Mall is now 7 years old! Can you believe it? What started as myself collecting lists of places to shop for tall clothing first turned into a hobby and later a business.  It’s been quite the trip and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it! I want to thank you as I think you’re fabulous! I’m humbled by the nice emails I receive and grateful for what you contribute to this site.

2014 is going to be an exciting new year for Tall Clothing Mall and my team and I be announcing some new projects in the near future. How’s that for a teaser?

Some of my good friends and fellow tall bloggers are joining in to celebrate our 7th Anniversary. These fabulous co-hosts have donated money for the huge giveaway.

tall clothing mall giveaway cash

Meet our co-sponsors: – myself – Krista – Tall Clothing Mall

Liz- Elle Mayers Tall Activewear.   Leigh Ann – Elle Noel.    Elayna – The Junoesque.

Tanasha – Pretty Tall Style.    Mark – Six8ClothingCompany.    Nache – Tallook.

Now are you ready to win some CASH?

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Please read all the official rules of sweepstakes and contests held by Tall Clothing Mall, LLC.

Co-Hosts and participants of this giveaway are not allowed to enter the drawing. Giveaway is open worldwide to participants with a verified PayPal account except where prohibited by law.  All entries will be verified. In the event an entry can not be verified participant chooses to forfeit that entry and another winner will be chosen. Anyone that claims an entry but fails to comply with the entry task will be deemed ineligible and forfeit any prizes. All winner entries will be verified.
Winner has 48 hours to respond to the winning email. Giveaway will run from January 21st, 12:01 AM MST to Feb 4th, 11:59 PM MST.
Any taxes or fees associated with the winnings of this contest are the sole responsibility of the winner according to their county, state and/or country laws. By participating in any sweepstakes and/or giveaways on Tall Clothing Mall you consent to abide by the official rules set forth by Tall Clothing Mall, LLC.
Winner Selection/Notification
The winner will be drawn randomly through Rafflecopter which uses Random.org. A winner may be asked to provide additional information if necessary to confirm their entries. Once a winner is chosen, they will be notified via email after the verification of entries; Usually within 48 hours of the completion of the sweepstakes and/or giveaway. The winner will also be announced on the Rafflecopter form on the original giveaway blog post. The winner has 48 hours to respond to claim their prize.
If the winner does not respond within the 48 hours allotted time then a new winner will be verified and chosen.  Good Luck and once again, thanks so much for following/supporting Tall Clothing Mall!
krista owner tall clothing mall

Tall Themed T-Shirts

I was browsing through Zazzle today and noticed they have lots of tall themed t-shirts. A lot of them are kind of cheesy, but some of them are kind of fun.  I just wish they sold these t-shirts in real tall sizes. Grr!  Anyway, here are  a few shirts I like and maybe you will too:

six six

They have a lot of these t-shirts that display your height. I actually thought of designing similar ones, but they beat me to it.

giraffe t-shirtGiraffe T-Shirt

love tall women t-shirt

Keep Calm & Love Tall Women – love this shirt as long as it’s not worn by a creepy short guy that want’s to dance.

do you play mini golf t-shirt

No! Do you play mini golf? Haven’t we all wanted to say this?

i love tall men

I Love Tall Men – yes it’s true!

tall snob t-shirt

Tall Snob T-Shirt – of course I had to try my hand at my favorite logo.

They have many more styles. Have fun with your height! Would you wear one of these shirts?

View more tall guy t-shirt and tall girl t-shirts.

krista owner tall clothing mall